- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

cancer

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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