Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

balls

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Adele walks into the stables

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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