Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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