A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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