What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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