why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Your dads dead. lol

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Hi

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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