- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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