- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

David Silberberg is gay

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

xavier stop

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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