- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

This sentence is false.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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