Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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