- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

The Christian Bible.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

full house

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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