- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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