Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Women's Rights

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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