At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Women's rights

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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