- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

Get off my porch.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

A kid has no friends.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Women's Rights.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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