- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get off my porch.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

A kid has no friends.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Women's Rights.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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