- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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