A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

I'm winning at Scrabble.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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