Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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