- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

I can count to potato.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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