whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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HURT

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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