roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

i lost the game

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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