The jets are a good team..

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Joke.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

yes... that's the joke

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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