- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

run farther?

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Dislike this.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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