- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Dyslexics are teople poo

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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