- Anti Joke

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

I am a joke. I am funny.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

In soviet russia, roses are violet

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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