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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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