- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Your grandma's cookies.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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