Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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Are you Drew?

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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