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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Women's rights

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

OIO

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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