falling didnt make the difference

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Misner is a twat.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Women's rights

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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