- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How are cars made? By magic.

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??