Dyslexics have more nuf!

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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