- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Alex Gedrose.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

You just read this ..

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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