- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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