- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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