- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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