- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

what happens every day? People die

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

What did the teacher do? He taught.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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