Some people like melon and others like soup.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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whats one plus one penis

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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