Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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