Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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