Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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oooh look a banshee

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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when debbie meets downer

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Where's my tractor?

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purple pickles

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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I <3 Hitler

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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