- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

Jesse gets so many ladies

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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