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guess what chicken butt

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Three black men were walking...

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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Justin Bieber

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Anti Joke

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