a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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