What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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