Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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