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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What color is red paint? Red

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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