Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Knock, Knock ...

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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The Detroit Lions

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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