- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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