What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Women Sports.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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