What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Knock Know! Come in!

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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