What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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world peace

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Butt poop.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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fruit salad?

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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