Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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There's a car about to hit me.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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