why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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knock knock get lost!

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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