- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

The Holocaust

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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