Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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