- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

josh roberts got the d in geog

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

whats white and pointless? chalk.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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