What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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who ever is reading this....

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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