- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Corn Muffins

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Knock knock, COME IN!

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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