What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

*prepares this to get negative votes*

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

meh

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Weed.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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