How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Knock Know! Come in!

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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