- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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