How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Women drivers...

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Justin

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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