- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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