- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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