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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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