- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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