- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Justin Bieber

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

falling didnt make the difference

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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