Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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