How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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black people

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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