- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Corn Muffins

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Knock knock, COME IN!

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

josh roberts got the d in geog

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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