how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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