Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

No thank you, I don't like violence

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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