your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Do you like apples? Yes

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Hitler

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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