- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

1+2 = 6

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

I am a women

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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