- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Hitler

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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