- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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