This one time at band camp music was played.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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