The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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ur gay

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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