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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."