- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

anti jokes are for fags

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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