- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

what do u call a black person by his name

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

its all aodhan

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Help I'm being raped!

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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