Black Friday

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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