Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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