- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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