- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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